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It’s All In The Name

  Guarachi Wine Partners has launched a new vino called Bacon. The red blend features California grapes, peppery spice, brambleberry jam and burnt caramel. The wine is aged for a year in oak and has an alcohol by volume of

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[Photo] The $1 Million Wedding Cake In The Shape Of…

  Cake designer Debbie Wingham is selling a $1 million wedding cake in the shape of a life-size bride. The cake has five flawless white diamonds along with smaller stones on the cake’s headdress. It also has 1,000 pearls and

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Thursday February 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Wishing to do the right thing, the motorist started out in search of the farmer whose rooster he had hit. “Pardon me”, said the motorist, ” I killed your rooster with my car and I’m willing to replace

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Wednesday February 7, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Two antennas met on the roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Tuesday February 6, 2018 – Joke Of The Day

    Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife. She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All

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Monday February 5, 2018 – Joke Of The Day

  A woman in labour suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”   “Don’t worry”, said the doc, “those are just contractions”.  

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Can Your Dog Do This?

  Meet Morgan, not your typical Newfoundlander, she can snowblower her owner’s driveway.  Not only can she use a hand – or in her case – mouth-held shovel, she can also operate the family’s mechanical snowblower.  In addition to her

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Most Romantic Canadian Cities

  Amazon.ca is out with their list of the top 20 most romantic cities in Canada.  Amazon Canada looked at sales of romance novels, romantic comedies, relationship books, jewellery and sexual wellness products. Here Are The Most Romantic Cities: 1. Victoria

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A Female Only Island

  Just ahead of Jewel Radio’s 10th Annual Ladies Getaway Weekend, how about a break from men on a women-only island resort?

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Cause Of An Upcoming Baby Boom

  The latest ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ opens in theaters, just in time for Valentine’s Day, and they say the film is going to cause a baby boom. Staffordshire University Professor Ellis Cashmore says, “With the millions of copies it has

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With 10cm Of Snow – Why Not One For Clarence-Rockland?

  A digital ad agency from Minnesota, called space 150, rolled out snowball vending machines this week. The side of the machines read: “Hand packed by real Minnesotans. Take one home. Throw it at a friend.” The snowballs cost $1

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It Will Help Get Rid Of A Cough If You Put It…

  A simple potato, but one that is specifically placed! Shannon Williams, of Manchester, England, made headlines yesterday when she claimed she cured her daughter’s chronic cough by putting a potato in her sock.   Shannon told the Dailmail,  ”She

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Nothing Says Love Like

  The Rub Smokehouse in Nottinghamm England is selling a giant heart-shaped chicken nugget for Valentine’s Day. The nugget is the size of 85 standard nuggets put together. It’s larger than a person’s head. The restaurant is taking reservations for

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‘Frasier’ Dad, Dies at 77

  Frasier star John Mahoney has died at the age of 77. He played Kelsey Grammer’s father on the show for 11 seasons.  His role Martin Crane, was twice nominated for an Emmy award, and was also nominated for two

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Coming Soon: The Female Friendly Version

  In an attempt to grow their female business, Doritos is launching a new female friendly version of their snack. The new chips will be less messy and quieter than regular ones. Doritos released a statement saying:   ”Although women would

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