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Tuesday August 21, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?” asked the judge. “Yes,” answered the suspect. “And what did you steal?” “A dress, your Honor,” he replied. “One dress?” echoed the judge. “But you admit breaking in twice!”

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Monday August 20, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”   “That’s your father.”   “Then who’s that man

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Friday August 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!

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Thursday August 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to ‘guilty’ of

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Wednesday August 15, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold

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Tuesday August 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out.

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Monday August 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Where do snowmen keep their money?     In a snowbank

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Friday August 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three mice are sitting at a table in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse turns to the second mouse and says, “When I see a

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Thursday August 9, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What kind of phone does an optometrist have? An “Eye Phone”!

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Wednesday August 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.” “Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they

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Tuesday August 7, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its

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Monday August 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What is the difference between golf and politics? In golf, you can’t improve your lie.

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Thursday August 2, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Thinking back a few years, living in Fla., I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not.   When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing,

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Friday August 3, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”

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Wednesday August 1, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  There was an English language competition. 200 persons participated. The task was to write in one sentence about Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness…… The Award Winner has written……, “My wife is sleeping”

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