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Friday December 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. Thinking .. dogs can’t talk, he jokingly asks the dog. “So what have you done with your life?” Surprisingly The dog

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Thursday December 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Three old retired men went for walk. The first one said, “It’s windy today!” The second one said, “No, it’s Thursday.” The third one said, “So am I.  Let’s go get a beer!”

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Wednesday December 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.  The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.  For

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Tuesday December 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A guy walks into a lawyer’s office and asks “how much do you charge” the lawyer replies “I charge one thousand dollars for three questions” the guy says “geeze that is awfully expensive isn’t it”   The lawyer says

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Monday December 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen. Won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it, then gently tap edges with a hammer.” Wife texts back ten minutes later: “Computer really messed up

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Friday November 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A lady was out cutting her grass on her riding mower when she accidently ran over her cat, cutting off his tail. Picking up her cat she runs into the house calling for her husband…. Quick!  Quick!  we need

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Thursday November 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Broccoli says: “Hey, I look like a tree.”   Mushroom says: “I look just like an umbrella.”   Walnut says: “I look exactly like a brain.”   Banana says: “Can we change the subject please?”

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Wednesday November 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas.  It came with a coffin, tombstone, the works.  Next Christmas comes by and the man didn’t get her anything.   When the mother-in-law asks, “Why didn’t you get me

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Tuesday November 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Little Johnny says to mom, mom for 5 dollars, I’ll be good all day! Mom replies, Johnny why can’t you be more like your dad and be good for nothing

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Monday November 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

    Dr O’Mahony tells his patient: “I have bad news and worse news, John.” “Oh dear,” John replies. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies: “You only have 24 hours left.” “That’s terrible,” says the patient.

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Friday November 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A Poodle and a Collie are walking together, when the Poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Schnauzer, and I am jittery as

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Thursday November 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Insomnia is awful !  But on the plus side — only three more sleeps till Christmas !”

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Wednesday November 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. “You say you’re here,” he inquired, “because your family is worried about your taste in socks?” “That’s correct,” muttered the patient. “I like wool socks.” “But that’s perfectly normal,” replied the doctor.

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Tuesday November 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Last week, I was watching a show on TV about invading space aliens – it was pretty creepy. Then, the doorbell rang so I went to answer it. Standing there was a 6 foot tall mosquito! He looked at

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Monday November 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  If an athlete gets athlete foot what does an astronaut get …. Answer: missile toe

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