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Friday June 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  At breakfast a man asked his wife, “What would do if I won the lottery ?” She replied “I’d take half of it and then leave you”. “Great” he said. “I won $12. yesterday. Here’s $6. Keep in touch”

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Thursday June 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Old Dave is lying on his deathbed in his upstairs bedroom.  As he draws his last breaths, he senses the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen.   Driven by the smell of his

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Wednesday June 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.

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Tuesday June 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Q:  What are the strongest days of the week?   A:  Saturday and Sunday.  Every other day is a weekday

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Monday June 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down

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Friday June 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband

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Thursday June 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The only way the parents could pull of a “Sunday Afternoon Quickie” with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the

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Wednesday June 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.   He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from

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Tuesday June 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kid to Work Day”. As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky.  Her father asked her what

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Monday June 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “who names a drink ‘Steve’”?

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Friday May 31st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Boss says to his employee “Do you believe in life after death?” employee replies “Of course not it’s yet to be proven” Boss says “Well you better start believing, after you left work yesterday for your uncle’s funeral he

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Thursday May 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why do we tell actors to “break A leg”? Because every play has a cast.

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Wednesday May 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes. “That was a really nice thing to do,”

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Tuesday May 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Michael Buble is producing a new rap album. It’s called” Bubble wrap”

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Monday May 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.

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