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Friday February 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.   “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after

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Thursday February 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.

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Wednesday February 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Deja moo is the feeling you’ve heard this bull before.13

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Tuesday February 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests, and second wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart” the preacher exclaimed “why Walmart”. “Well then I’ll be sure my daughters visit

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Monday February 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter – ten men and one woman.   They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would break and

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Friday February 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two astronauts were whiling away some time before a big space launch when one of them said, “I’m really hungry.” Upon hearing this the second one quipped, “So am I. I guess it must be launch time!”

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Thursday February 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full

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Wednesday February 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

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Tuesday February 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman comes home, screeching her car into the driveway and runs into the house. “Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” Excited, the husband says “Oh my God, what should I pack, beach stuff or ski

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Are You A Workaholic?

  Check and see if any of these match up with you!   – the average person works 4 hours a week for free – 53% of people are stressed by work – top 10 signs of a workaholic  

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Time To Exercise

Exercise isn’t always fun and there’s usually something else we’d rather be doing when it’s time to workout. For some of us, it’s a matter of a lack of time.    A new survey by Freeletics reveals that 42% of

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Monday February 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Sam   The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No,

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Friday February 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A newlywed couple wake up after their wedding night, the Bride said last night was a bit of a disappointment Husband say’s …… how can you make that judgement in less than a minute

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Thursday January 31st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A suggestible and impulsive young lady took up the dare and  boldly boarded the plane for her first attempt at sky diving. Donning her parachute and waving away advice from more experienced skydivers on board, she boldly plunged out

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Wednesday January 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Ah, marriage.  I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question ro my wife of 30 years; Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding? She

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