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Friday December 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”   “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.   “That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you

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Thursday December 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?   On the dark side!

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Wednesday December 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man

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Tuesday December 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

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Monday December 23rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the

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Friday December 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

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Thursday December 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”   The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

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Wednesday December 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens…

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Tuesday December 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A mushroom walks into a bar Bartender:  “We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom:  “Why not?  I’m a fun-guy!”

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Monday December 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?” The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

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Friday December 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

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Thursday December 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why do melons have weddings?   Because they cantaloupe.

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Wednesday December 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An older man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100%.   The

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Tuesday December 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A policeman was making his rounds when he saw a man walking crocodile on a leash and told the man, “I think you better take that crocodile to the Zoo”. The very next day the policeman saw the same

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Monday December 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman went to the police station to complain about a parking ticket she received. When she got to the station she saw a beautiful parrot perched in the corner. The Sergeant told her the parrot was acquired when

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