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Friday March 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Even though Smith was a licensed scuba diver, he finally got an answer to a question that had annoyed him for decades. Here it is. Harold, an American tourist, asked his friend Smith , ‘Why do Scuba divers always

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Thursday March 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A Catholic Bishop visited a young parish priest. He commented…. “You know I wasn’t sure that Friday night concerts for youth would work, but every Friday night you have over 150 young people attend. And I wasn’t sure that

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Wednesday March 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, ‘I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the

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Tuesday March 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Wife says to her husband: “Honey Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband replies: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

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Monday March 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A country bumpkin goes into a hardware store. He sees an interesting-looking container. “What’s this?” He says to the salesman. “It’s a thermos” replies the salesman. “What’s it for?” Asks the curious fellow. “Well, it’s quite amazing-it keeps hot

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Friday March 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you

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Thursday March 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A lady is at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that she feels were too tight. “is anything wrong with them?” the clerk asks. “Yes” she replies, “They hurt my feelings.”

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Wednesday March 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy… … and the other is a little lighter

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Tuesday March 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

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Monday March 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the rooster go to kfc?   Answer: to see the chicken strip

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Friday March 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on

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Thursday February 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Paddy is busy painting the lounge when his wife walks in. She is impressed at how well he is doing but notices that he is drenched in sweat. She says “Paddy, you’re sweating so much! Why are you wearing

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Wednesday February 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life, why she has decided to get remarried at

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Tuesday February 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The Fire Dept. was called out to the local laundry the other day because of a report that a woman was stuck in a washing machine. Everything turned out to be OK, the Firefighters were able to rescue the

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Monday February 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “What’s with the pause?” The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

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