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Wednesday September 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.   The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.   Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  

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Tuesday September 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Tom said that he changed is Facebook name to Benefits. This way when someone adds him to Facebook it will say… “You are friends with Benefits”

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Monday September 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on

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Friday September 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to an attractive woman. The puzzled woman kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many

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Thursday September 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a spacewalk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that

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Wednesday September 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A couple went to bed and the dog next door barked and barked… Finally the husband gets up and says…”I have had enough’… Later he comes back and the dog is still barking… The wife says….”well.. The dog is

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Tuesday September 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  If young and pretty waitresses work at Hooters, where do waitresses with foot and knee injuries work at? I-HOP

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Monday September 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full

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Friday September 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I stayed up at night to see where the sun went …… and then it dawned on me.

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Thursday September 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Reports say there was a big brawl last night at the local fish n chip store … Police on the scene this morning found nothing but lots of battered fish ….

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Wednesday September 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A bear walks into a bar and says “Gimme a Whiskey” and after a few seconds the bear adds, ‘and gimme a Ginger Ale”   The bartender asks “Why the big pause?” The bear looks at his hands and

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Tuesday September 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.’ Craig: ‘I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’

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Monday September 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man is making his final details for his will adds the following instructions: Halfway through the service, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd  ….. lets see who is next.

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Friday August 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

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Thursday August 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

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