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Friday May 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”

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Thursday May 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.

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Wednesday May 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think

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Friday May 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15 years they’ve

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Thursday May 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

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Wednesday May 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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Tuesday May 15, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.

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Monday May 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the “little” psychic that broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!

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Friday May 11, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  In all the years they were alive, Sammy Davis Jr., and Ella Fitzgerald never recorded an album together.  Do you know why?  Because it would have been called “Sam an’ Ella.”

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Thursday May 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.   “You need to come in and fill out

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Wednesday May 9, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? Rumor has it .. they met on the web.

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Tuesday May 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks? A: In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Monday May 7, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A drunk guy started a fight with some others and was taken to jail, the next day he went before a Judge The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?” The man said, “Here and there.” The judge

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Friday May 4, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A women read that there was a special medicine available overseas that if one took a few drops daily they become younger, She called her son overseas and asked him to send it to her and the son did.

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Thursday May 3, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  One day a princess was sitting in the garden when a frog approached her and told her that if she would kiss him, he would turn into a handsome prince.   After a few moments  of thought the princess

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