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Wednesday November 14th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with Honey I was delayed at the office

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Tuesday November 13th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.

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Monday November 12th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

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Friday November 9th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an explanation.

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Thursday November 8th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna

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Wednesday November 7th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What kind of mistakes do ghosts make??   Boo boos

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Tuesday November 6th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why should you never marry a tennis player? Answer: Love means nothing to them.

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Friday November 2nd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart” Is this her first child?  asks the Doctor. “No” he shouts, “ this is her husband”.

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Thursday November 1st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call a cow with a twitch?   Beef jerky.

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Wednesday October 31st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!” “No way!”

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Tuesday October 30th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.   “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.   “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an

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Monday October 29th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”   “That’s your father.”   “Then who’s that man

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Friday October 26th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  In the Garden of Eden, Eve asks Adam, “Adam, do you desire me and me only?” – “Sure thing Dear,” replies Adam affectionately, “There’s nobody else for me?”

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Thursday October 25th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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Wednesday October 24th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.  The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”   The second man said, “I want someone to

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