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Friday June 1, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Thursday May 31, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Wednesday May 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Tuesday May 29, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Monday May 28, 2018: Joke Of The Day

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Friday May 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”

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Thursday May 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.

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Wednesday May 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think

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Friday May 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15 years they’ve

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Thursday May 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

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Wednesday May 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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Tuesday May 15, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.

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Monday May 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the “little” psychic that broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!

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Friday May 11, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  In all the years they were alive, Sammy Davis Jr., and Ella Fitzgerald never recorded an album together.  Do you know why?  Because it would have been called “Sam an’ Ella.”

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Thursday May 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.   “You need to come in and fill out

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