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Tuesday November 27th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “When I signed up to the weight watchers website they asked me to accept cookies… Really ?? is it a test? “

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Monday November 26th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “Christmas is almost a month away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I’m doing it so I get the whole holiday shopping experience.”

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Friday November 23rd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says,”The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?”

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Thursday November 22nd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a  3 year old girl to hold the  flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby…..Little Connor

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Wednesday November 21st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Tuesday November 20th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  You heard the rumor going around about butter?   Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.

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Monday November 19th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.   She seemed surprised.

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Friday November 16th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto.”   “I’d take my half and leave you” she says.   Great he says. “Here’s $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in

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Thursday November 15th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

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Wednesday November 14th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with Honey I was delayed at the office

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Tuesday November 13th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.

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Monday November 12th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

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Friday November 9th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an explanation.

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Thursday November 8th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna

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Wednesday November 7th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What kind of mistakes do ghosts make??   Boo boos

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