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Tuesday July 31, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer walks into a dress shop and ask, “May I try on that dress in the window?” The salesperson replies, “We prefer you use the dressing rooms.”

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Monday July 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A Patient said to a friend: “I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory.” Friend: “What did he do?” Patient: “He made me pay him in advance.”

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Friday July 27, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest.

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Thursday July 26, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took

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Wednesday July 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  You’re in incredible shape,” the doctor said. “How old are you again”? “I am 78,” the man said. “78!” remarked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old.” “Well, my wife and I made

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Tuesday July 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, “Do you want to know about your husband’s future?” Without hesitation, the wife responds. “I will decide his future, you just tell me

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Monday July 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see

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Friday July 20, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Bob went to see his doctor and said, “Doc, I must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.” “What?” said the doctor. “Tell me exactly why you think you

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Thursday July 19, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A police officer came to my house.  He asked me where I was between 5 & 6.  He seemed rather irritated when I answered “kindergarten”.

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Wednesday July 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:   “We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That’s the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH… so help me God.”

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Tuesday July 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the girl.

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Monday July 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant and his wife excitingly said “What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!” Being kind hearted he agreed with her and he thought!  “What the heck, I’ll 

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Friday July 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  There’s a man trying to cross the street.  As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him.  The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car

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Thursday July 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “ Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says NO FISHING “ The warden then approached

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Wednesday July 11, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?” “Cool music!”

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