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August 9, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk. He started the engine an then turned it off again. Then said “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the money. The second

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August 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was:  How do you

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August 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There was a rumour going around that Fed-ex and UPS will be part of a new merger. The new company will be called… Fed-Ups. Photo courtesy of clipart.me

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August 3, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and

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August 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this

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August 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a

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July 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman

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July 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There were two retired men. One of the men said “I feel like a newborn baby,”. The other man asked why. The man said, ” I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants. Photo courtesy

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July 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

3 guys were walking along a beach and came across an old lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He said they could each have a wish. The first guy said he wanted to be

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July 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad. Just before the order to shoot, he yelled, “Earthquake! The squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped. Charlie was next and pondered what

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June 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer

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June 28, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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June 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a

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June 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.

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June 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The Pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd! The pope leans towards Trump and says “do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make

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