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Friday June 19, 2020

Little Johnny: I’m not going back to school anymore. Mom: Why not? Little Johnny: On Monday the teacher said that four and four make eight. On Tuesday she said six and two make eight. Today she said five and three

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Thursday June 18, 2020

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. “I need someone with an

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Wednesday June 17, 2020

Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding. One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?” The other says, “Well, we have a name for

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Tuesday June 16, 2020

School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.” Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father

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Monday June 15, 2020

Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing? Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree. Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?

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Friday June 12, 2020

Having gained a few pounds, this fellow’s wife squeezed into a pair of old jeans. She wondered if the added weight was noticeable, so she asked her husband, “Honey, do these jeans make me look as big as our house?”

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Thursday June 11, 2020

My uncle was crushed by a piano….His funeral was very low key

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Wednesday June 10, 2020

What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?  The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

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Tuesday June 9, 2020

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep the store.”

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Monday June 8, 2020

The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, “This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years.” The older

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Friday June 5, 2020

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”

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Thursday June 4, 2020

A man went to his doctor and said, “Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse.” The doctor asked the man to look out the window. “Tell me what you see,” he said, pointing. “I see the sun,”

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Wednesday June 3, 2020

A man stops by his local florist shop to buy flowers for his new girlfriend. He asks the proprietor, “You know the expression, ‘You should say it with flowers’?” “How about three dozen of my finest roses?” the florist asks.

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Tuesday June 2, 2020

Boss says to his employee “Do you believe in life after death?” employee replies “Of course not it’s yet to be proven” Boss says “Well you better start believing, after you left work yesterday for your uncle’s funeral he came

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Monday June 1, 2020

I used to be in a band called The Hinges…We opened for The Doors!

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