Coming Soon: The Female Friendly Version

 

In an attempt to grow their female business, Doritos is launching a new female friendly version of their snack. The new chips will be less messy and quieter than regular ones. Doritos released a statement saying:

 

Although women would love to crunch crisps loudly, lick their fingers and pour crumbs from the bag into their mouth afterwards, they prefer not to do this in public. “You watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don’t want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom. “Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers. It’s not a male and female as much as ‘are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently?’ And yes, we are looking at it, and we’re getting ready to launch a bunch of them soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

story credit: gulftoday.ae

feature image credit:  flickr.com

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