Friday May 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on.

 

Finally, the counselor gets up , goes around his desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that” The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday; but on Fridays’ I play golf”

 

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