Monday June 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels, and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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