Police Arrest Elf

 

The Guthrie, Oklahoma Police recently arrested an Elf on the Shelf named Eddie. They had fun by posting mugshots of the elf online.

 

Their post read …

Tis the season for merry mayhem. In tragic news, Eddie Elf was arrested on a charge of Elf Mischief late last night. Police were called after Eddie was found at a local nursing home tuning all the radios to “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.” At the time of his arrest, police say that he appeared to have consumed eggnog WAY beyond the legal limit.

 

No photo description available.

 

Police suspect him of the following …

 

Randomly replacing bottles of water with snowman urine

Numerous charges of stalking and spying

Snorting snowflakes

Stealing tinsel to support his sparkly underwear side-business

 

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Bail was set at 300 candy canes and he was ordered to be placed on the Naughty List for not less than 1 year. A very fuzzy green “man” and his antlered dog posted Eddie’s bond within hours.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Derrick Scott, Whats Happening

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