The Guthrie, Oklahoma Police recently arrested an Elf on the Shelf named Eddie. They had fun by posting mugshots of the elf online.
Their post read …
Tis the season for merry mayhem. In tragic news, Eddie Elf was arrested on a charge of Elf Mischief late last night. Police were called after Eddie was found at a local nursing home tuning all the radios to “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.” At the time of his arrest, police say that he appeared to have consumed eggnog WAY beyond the legal limit.
Police suspect him of the following …
Randomly replacing bottles of water with snowman urine
Numerous charges of stalking and spying
Stealing tinsel to support his sparkly underwear side-business
Bail was set at 300 candy canes and he was ordered to be placed on the Naughty List for not less than 1 year. A very fuzzy green “man” and his antlered dog posted Eddie’s bond within hours.