Thursday April 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law.

 

“How is your mother-in-law?

 

Fine, says the guy.

 

Few snips of hair and another question;

 

“What is your mother-in-law’s favourite colour? asks the barber

 

“Pink” says the guy.

 

Another snip or two and another question

 

” So, what is your mother-in-laws favourite food?

 

“Chicken, but what is with all these questions about my mother-in-law?

 

“O, nothing personal, it’s just when I mention her name your hair stands up, so it is easier for me to cut.

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