Thursday February 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

 

Wishing to do the right thing, the motorist started out in search of the farmer whose rooster he had hit. “Pardon me”, said the motorist, ” I killed your rooster with my car and I’m willing to replace him.” The farmer eyed the man speculatively. “Don’t know whether you can or not,” he grunted.  “Let’s hear you crow.”

 

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