Thursday January 10th 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

 

Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

 

On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and

Waterford crystal glasses.

 

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

 

Then the priest comes in. I say to him, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

 

He replies: Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side.”

Posted in Jewel Joke Of The Day

+ Follow Us

 

+ Upcoming Events

  1. Important Blood Donor Clinic

    January 18 @ 4:30 pm - 8:30 pm
  2. Car Seat Inspection Clinic

    January 19 @ 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm
  3. The Best Of Phil Collins – Dance Into The Light

    January 25 - January 26
  4. A Night In Fabulous Las Vegas To Benefit The Valoris Foundation

    February 2 @ 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm
  5. Vendor Show To Benefit Minor Hockey

    February 16 @ 9:00 am - February 17 @ 5:00 pm

+ On-Air & Shows