An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “ Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says NO FISHING “ The warden then approached the sign to confirm what he had read.
The fisherman then calmly added: But sir…I really wasn’t fishing
The warden leaned over and picked up a rather large package wrapped with newspaper. He unrolled the newspaper and showing the fisherman its contents said : Oh yeah? You aren’t fishing? And who caught all these fish?
Dear sir, answered the fisherman…you can’t believe everything you see in the newspaper.