Frank and Bill had been friends for 50 years and to celebrate they went to a local pub. When the bartender announced “last call” they realized they had celebrated a little TOO much and wisely decided to walk home. They soon encountered an abandoned railway line which looked like a good shortcut, so they headed down the tracks. After 15 minutes Bill said to Frank “whoever designed these steps was an idiot; my feet are killing me!! Frank replied “the hand railings are WAY to low too!!