Thursday September 13th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact:

“Mary..Mary…..”

“Is that you, Fred?”

“Yes, I’ve comeback like we agreed.”

“What is the afterlife like.”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. After breakfast, off to the golf course. I have sex.  I bathe in the sun and then I have sex again. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course and again sex. After supper, golf course again. The next day it starts again.”

“Oh Fred, you must surely be in heaven.”

“Not exactly, I am a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.”

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