Tuesday November 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day


Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse,

his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place
to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

“My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.”
“My daughter, Sybil, you to take the apartments over in the east end.”
“My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center.”
“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on
the banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs.
Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
accumulated all this property”.

Sarah replies, “Property? …. the jerk had a paper route”

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