Wednesday July 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

You’re in incredible shape,” the doctor said. “How old are you again”?

“I am 78,” the man said.

“78!” remarked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old.”

“Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad, she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside for a walk to settle down,” the man explained.

“What does that have to do with it?” asked the doctor.

“I’ve pretty much lived an outdoor life.”

Posted in Jewel Joke Of The Day

+ Follow Us

 

+ Upcoming Events

  1. Teen’s “Bookface” Contest With The Clarence-Rockland Public Library

    October 15 @ 12:00 am - October 18 @ 4:00 pm
  2. Fundraiser For Valérie Chartrand

    October 17 @ 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
  3. Bourget Branch Of The Clarence-Rockland Public Library: Family Movie

    October 17 @ 6:00 pm - October 18 @ 8:30 pm
  4. Clarence-Rockland Public Library: Family Movie

    October 20 @ 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm
  5. Spaghetti Supper Fundraiser For St. Andrew’s Christian Church

    October 20 @ 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm

+ On-Air & Shows