Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins. That’s odd, answers the man. I work for the Minnesota Twins!
A nurse then yells to the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets. That’s weird, answers the man. I work for the 3M Company.
A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets. That’s strange, he answers, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. What’s wrong, the others ask. He replied, “I work for 7 Up”!