Paddy is busy painting the lounge when his wife walks in. She is impressed at how well he is doing but notices that he is drenched in sweat.
She says “Paddy, you’re sweating so much! Why are you wearing a leather jacket AND a parker?”
Paddy glares at her and says “ Helloooo! Read the label on the paint tin. It clearly states “For best results put two coats on”!!!!!!!!!
